I've never actually done one of these meme things before...Never saw a reason to (still don't, really, but...why not?).   tags, so I shall go along with it.

Five Things That Make You Happy :

1. Sailing
2. Finishing something
3. Wind
4. The ocean
5. Learning

Five Things That @#!*% You Off: (why is "piss" censored?  Or what else could it be?)

1. Refusing to correct one's own ignorance
2. Unnecessary rudeness (a little rudeness can be quite useful)
3. Acting stupidly (specifically, potentially causing harm)
4. Traffic
5. Something....can't think of it.

Five Songs That You Like Currently:

1. "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by Offspring
2. "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" by Cage the Elephant
3. "A Cautionary Song" by The Decemberists
4. "I Want you Gone" by GLaDOS
5. Whatever's playing on Pandora that I don't make go away.

Five Character Crushes:
I don't have character crushes.  Have some cool characters instead:

1. Genis Sage (Tales of Symphonia)
2. Flynn Schifo (Tales of Vesperia)
3. Major Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell)
4. Jiro Mochizuki (Black Blood Brothers)
5. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Five Fandoms(TV):

1. Sanctuary
2. Fullmetal Alchemist
3. Stargate
4. Ghost in the Shell
5. Dexter

Five Fandoms(Video Games):

1. "Tales of" series
2. Pokemon
3. Zelda
4. Mass Effect
5. Elder Scrolls

Five Things That You Want:

1. A sailboat.  Big one that I could live on for a while.
2. $10 million.  After that, there's no more reason to be concerned with money.
3. More dedication to everything I want to do (man, I am *lazy*)
4. Happiness
5. Fun

Five people you tag:
No.
Well, okay.
You, reader.